They say, have kids it will be fun. Did they say that some days you will drink vodka before 9 am, never get your pre-baby body back, and never shit in peace? They forgot to mention your breast will resemble the tribal elders, and a sausage in a hallway becomes a reality? They never mentioned i'd be changing my undies at 30 as much as i c
They say, have kids it will be fun. Did they say that some days you will drink vodka before 9 am, never get your pre-baby body back, and never shit in peace? They forgot to mention your breast will resemble the tribal elders, and a sausage in a hallway becomes a reality? They never mentioned i'd be changing my undies at 30 as much as i change a new born nappy. My wind tunnel now plugged with a electric pelvic floor machine to try and get my dignity back.
All jokes aside I didn't see myself any where else in life. You are asked as a child numerous times "what do you want to be when your older?" I didn't have a clue. Now I know it was because I wanted to be a mum. You can only become a nurse once, a pilot once. I can become a mum as many times as I want. (Sometimes I wonder why I didn't become a nurse) I would cut my own limbs off in a heart beat for my children even if they didn't deserve it that day. Ha
I have five children. 1 girl and 4 boys. I don't follow guidelines or a book and I go with the flow. I'm honest to my kids and yes I swear around them. My kids are free range but often get complements on well behaviour. Fuck knows how.
This is where i am at, Instagram is my go to. I post everything about my life from my morning shit to my kids tantrums, food ideas and my dieting fails. I share the good and the bad. Offensive memes or rants. I think i am funny, i swear and i don't care if you have a shit personality and cant handle it. I post the real shit. My days, tips and my bargains.
I guess i would describe myself as a genuine person first and for most. My name is Leni and i'm fucking 31 years this year. A easy going mum of five and I think I am funny. I laugh at my expense. You can call me Jack, Jack of all trades, A go getter. A spade is a spade kind girl. Straight up black and white. I am self made and can hold my
I guess i would describe myself as a genuine person first and for most. My name is Leni and i'm fucking 31 years this year. A easy going mum of five and I think I am funny. I laugh at my expense. You can call me Jack, Jack of all trades, A go getter. A spade is a spade kind girl. Straight up black and white. I am self made and can hold my own. I'm wild and loud. I'm spontaneous sometimes to my detriment (yes I have a face tattoo .... now 3) I'm not affectionate (IN PUBLIC) and have some kind of deep seeded issues with expressing affection both physically and verbally. (besides to my husband and children) I doubt my intelligence often but can do anything I have to do. I am stubborn but generous to the right people. I have been brain fucked but I believe it's done me a world of good. I trust no cunt. I am loyal, fertile and patient (4 yr 10 months patient)
Got this down pat now. Very unorthodox by asking my husband to marry me, you can say I'm a little rebellious. I ran down that isle like Usain Bolt. Marriage isn't much different to having a 6th child. I cook for him. I clean for him. Wash his clothes, pack his lunch. I just can't ground him. Honestly I now truly understand love. I unders
Got this down pat now. Very unorthodox by asking my husband to marry me, you can say I'm a little rebellious. I ran down that isle like Usain Bolt. Marriage isn't much different to having a 6th child. I cook for him. I clean for him. Wash his clothes, pack his lunch. I just can't ground him. Honestly I now truly understand love. I understand the commitment and the vows I took on that day. I understand that marriage is hard but you need to love harder.